A Message from Your Governor

It has come to my attention that some of our citizens are beginning to doubt my actions. I want to offer these words of reassurance. I am not politicizing this Covid thing. If I were to order you to wear masks while you sleep (Under consideration but not yet implemented.), my only intent is to keep you safe.

Be assured that I continue to follow the science. After all, I went to college and majored in political science. As a lifelong, dedicated public servant, I have always followed political science.   

When I issue statements about what is going to be allowed, those statements are the LAW*.

*Editor’s clarifying note. These are not laws written by the legislature but are laws decreed by your governor. They are analogous to those of your childhood when your parents ordered you to do something “because I said so.”

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